Plato's Apology
Posted By yumado on May 15, 2009
I walked down the street and I tripped.
Or I should say, I was tripped.
Tripped by an old man in long white garments.
I turned to him and said, “hey, old man, why do you trip me?”
He laughed at me ever so creepily.
“A thousand pardons, dear boy,” he replied.
I went on my way and I felt something hit the back of my head.
It was an egg. Thrown by the very one who had tripped me.
“Why do you torment me so? Old fool,” I said.
“My Apologies, dear boy” he replied.
I walked away and I heard him say, “Rebel Scum.”
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