Lost and Found

As I walked through the park, I  heard someone crying.

I stopped by the cave and saw the bear with his head in his hands.

“What is the matter?” I asked with caution.

He looked up at me, drunk as a skunk.

“My wife was shot.” He replied.

Enemies we were, but not today.

I’d comfort him and be a good friend.

He invited me in.

Making some tea,

He asked, “Sugar?”

“Honey.” I replied with a wink and a smile.

He smiled back, looking less miserable.

-”Have you called the police?”

“Do they know who it was?” I was curious.

-”They couldn’t find her killer, he went missing.” He said with discontent but with a hint of a smirk.

“You know, life wasn’t always like this,” he continued.

-”What do you mean?”

-”I have a PhD in quantum mechanics.”

-”So why do you live in a park?”

-”No one’s going to hire a bear, so we moved out here.”

-”Thanks for the tea, but I must leave.”

-”Was is something I said?”

-”No, it’s something I did.”

-”What do you mean?”

-”I slept with your wife, I really must go.”

-”Wait.” Pause. “I know, you should come back and meet your daughter.”

-”What?”

I broke into tears.

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