Self Reliance
I wanted to lick it,
But she wouldn’t let me.
They are now self adhesive.
I wanted to flush it,
But it wouldn’t let me.
It now flushes on its own.
I called to say hello,
She thought I was strange,
I could have just texted.
I wanted to get intimate,
She said it was too risky,
So I tried manual stimulation.
Victory.
Tags: calling, flushing, manual labor, self reliance, stamps, Technology, texting, txting
