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My mother always told me... "Life is like a box of chocolates." Ironically, she's a diabetic.

My mother always told me... "Lend a hand to those in need." Ironically, I'm an amputee.

My mother always told me... "Never cheat in school." Ironically, I'm the milkman's son.

My mother always told me... "Cleanliness is next to Godliness." Ironically, she's a dirty whore.