Ironically

My mother always told me…

“Life is like a box of chocolates.”

Ironically,  she’s a diabetic.

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Ironically

My mother always told me…

“Lend a hand to those in need.”

Ironically, I’m an amputee.

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Ironically

My mother always told me…

“Never cheat in school.”

Ironically, I’m the milkman’s son.

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Ironically

My mother always told me…

“Cleanliness is next to Godliness.”

Ironically, she’s a dirty whore.

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