Lessons In Life #25

Sometimes, in the morning, I get a strong urge to pee in the shower.

But then I realize my roommates wouldn’t appreciate that.

…So I don’t.

Fellating Death

Barely standing in my bathroom,

Staring at my reflection,

Splashing cold water on my face.

I wet the floor,

I slip, I fall.

Hitting my head,

Falling to my knees,

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