Lessons In Life #25
Sometimes, in the morning, I get a strong urge to pee in the shower.
But then I realize my roommates wouldn’t appreciate that.
…So I don’t.
Fellating Death
Barely standing in my bathroom,
Staring at my reflection,
Splashing cold water on my face.
I wet the floor,
I slip, I fall.
Hitting my head,
Falling to my knees,