Snip

Just a slight bit too long,

Dragging everywhere.

Dirt along the bottom,

It catches dirt and hair.

I’ve gone to see a man,

A specialist of the sort.

 

He was taking far too long,

I couldn’t stand it any more,

Something snapped inside me

and I yelled out, “Damn it!”

He looked up at me, wide-eyed,

So I said to him,

“Please, sir, come size me!”