This problem I have, I must admit.
This juice box craze – it’s overwhelming.
With just one sip, I begin to slip.
Before I know it, I’m 3 boxes in.
The pushers, they give you one for free.
That’s how they get you started,
How they get you hooked.
Every time I get that feeling, that itch,
Like a needle to a vein,
I slip that straw right in.
100 percent juice,
But I know it’s not real.